Tom Gallagher

Tom Gallagher (photo by Misty Patcyk)
Tom Gallagher (photo by Misty Patcyk)

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Top 10 reasons why “Mugsy” has not posted his bio

1) Jack Bauer told him not to do it.
2) He’s a horn player.
3) Mugsy? Who is Mugsy?
4) He is naturally elusive and shy.
5) He’s too busy telling people to “Get off of my lawn!”
6) Because. That’s all you need to know.
7) He can’t remember his past.
8) His past is so checkered that he cannot post the details here.
9) He is a musician…what did you expect?
10) He’s actually someone else impersonating Tom Gallagher.